playing video game
game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defense from your current weapon
me: but it ugly

alwayskeepingit100:

Recognize how you hurt people not just how people hurt you

falsebounty:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

witchstock:

I think my personality is way more attractive that my physical looks but I’m really beautiful as it is so I win twice

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

8hy:

i hate when guests stay over too long…..like no offence but get out