dont-kill-the-kennedys:
“ wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:
“ me when i miss my flight
”
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
”

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

clestroying:

*looks in the mirror*

image

pinkjaeger:

i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed

psychedelicfelon:

Be corny with your girl my nigga, those are the memories that’s gonna save your relationship when things aren’t going so well.

barebackinq:

Me: “astrology is so dumb”
Me: *reads horoscope*
Me: “me as hell though”

bragged:

i no longer have time for boys with commitment issues