illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time